I'm going to the CEC which stands for like Christian Educators Conferance this Sunday. I will be out of the office until Wednesday evening. Please try and hold on until then. If I can get online I will post an update. I know some of you may be about to panic, but don't.
Until I get back you could try (Try at least on a day):1) I've updated my links section to include other blogs. Proceed with caution.
2) Post on if I should or shouldn't shave off the beard (I'll be keeping the goatee)
3) Post on which super hero you would like to be. (For the sake of argument you may not choose Superman, Batman, Wonderwoman, Spider-man or Wolverine. If you don't know any other google Marvel Comics Characters or DC Comic Characters.)
4) Learn a new dance step or invent one
5) Try and find the Zondervan NIV Study Bible Software case that I lost because it has the product key and I can't use it without it.
6) Create your own blog. Lots of you ruetinely post on my blog without one of your own so I can return the favore. Don't worry to much about it being "great" just post something of interest once a week to start.
7) Write someone you know an actual letter. (Not email... you know, paper, stamp address, thought.)
8) Play minesweeper until you have beaten beginner and intermediate.
9) Write an anonymous memo to you boss and sign it, "The Spoiler." Suggest in the memo that 4 people get fired. Include the three best employees at the office and yourself.
10) Tell a stranger they have lint on them.
11) Ask a coworker to go to lunch you don't normally talk to.
12) Email someone from your old high school and confess you stole their college acceptance letters from the mail years ago.
13) Only shave one leg or one side of your face until I get back.
14) Call a friend and make plans for dinner, then call back 15 minutes later to cancel says, "I've gotten a better offer."
15) When in an area with two different colored tiles, choose one and walk on it. Tell others, "The black square are lava."
16) Ride an elevator facing away from the doors and the numbers. (other will often do the same)
17) When in traffic and someone cuts you off or you cut someone off and they drive up to give you the finger, be ready for them. Make eye contact (most people avoid it), smile reaaaaaally big, give the thumbs up, the draw your thumb across you throat and point at the passenger in your car. Mouth the words "Olive juice!" over and over again.
18) Write a poem them burn it. (Lets face it you can't write poetry.) Then say, "Yesterday I wrote a poem then burnt it in the sink." If someone asks why say, "Because there is a burn ban."
19) Introduce yourself with your middle name every teller, receptionist or drive thru worker, even if they don't care or ask.
20) Look at a picture of yourself from college and wonder where that skinny person went.
There that should hold you over.
Oh and #21) Find all the typos in this blog because I refoose to spell checj.
