2 Man Hands

Have you ever known of man hands on a woman. It was popularized by Seinfeld. Well I watching Failure to launch with Sarah Jessica Parker and then about 3/4th thru the thing Suzie leans over and says, "She has man hands." And it hits me like a ton of bricks. From then on it's all I can see. And I don't mean she has "less-feminine" or "masculine" hands. I mean she has had trucker hands grafted to her. They don't look real on her. It looks like she is playing that game where on person slips their arms under another persons and pretends to be their hands. It started to look like the addes man hands digitally for effect. Or like there was a trucker on the floor waving his hands in front of SJP's face.

This all added up to what scientists describe as a "case of the giggles." I could take nothing she said seriously after I became fixated on he monkey mits, those bear claws, those dude digits, those male-menenges, thoise papa pinkies, those, those gross grabbers, those hamhocks, meta-manly metacarpus.

Then after the move I hug Suzie goodbye and Josh and I get caught by our own man-hands and lack of wit. We can't decide to hug or shake hands. We end up doing that hug with a handshake in between followed by a few pats on the back. The official, "Dude-hug." In the end I could only remark that Josh had more feminine hands than SJP.