Duck Hunt

The origanl duck hunt game was a lot of fun on old NES. Although every kid I saw playing it would have the light gun pressed up against the screen like a total goon. Whereas I wondered why the cord was so short you couldn't get very far away. (Besides it is actually harder to hit the target with the gun up against the screen because you have to move your entire arm to follow the bird. A better distance to cheat from is like 18 inches. Then just a flick of the wrist would suffice.)

The one thing missing from this title was lawyers. There should have been more than just ducks (who frankly did nothing wrong) and start targeting attorneys. Here we see where Dick Cheney is a revolutionary.

People always think the vice presedent is totally useless job description. Their basic day goes like this:
7:00am Alarmclock goes off, snooze hit.
7:09am Wake up and remember your the VP.
7:11am Call the white house and ask, "How's the president?" "Fine, sir." "Darn."
7:12am Go back to sleep.

Sure the VP has that tie breaker thing in the Senate, but how often does that come up. Lets face facts, the VP has not been an interesting job since it the Presidential Runner-up who became the VP! (At least then you could make your opponent's life miserable.) Dick Cheney has invented a brand new perk of being the VP: Once a term you get to shoot a lawyer! (Too bad he didn't invent it during his first term.)

I think you'll have people lining up to be the VP, and think how much better behaved lawyers would be. "Objection!" Kablamo! "Over-ruled!"