Monday Morning Quarter Back: Oprah Stinks

Ok.

Last post: Nobody commented, how sad. Maybe nobody reads on the weekend.

Movie review: Bewitched. Durwood - trying to hard to be funny but funny. Samantha - approaching Meg Ryan levels of over-cuteness. Uncle Arthur - dead impression. The dad - reminds me of Alfred from batman. Overall rating 14 chevrons out of 20. --> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Oprah: See is offended and crying fowl (and 'racist') when she was recently turned away from some fashion boutique when she arrive after the store was closed. She somehow expect that the store would open for her even though it past closing. When they didn't it became "The most embarrassing experience of my life." Well, I guess she's never been embarrassed even though she's cried on TV, and gained and lost weight a hundred times, and lives with her boyfriend who she's not married to. But it's 'racist' if you don't let Oprah shop after closing time. What this really looks like is that Oprah has lost touch with what normal people deal with every day. She is entitled to special treatment. But in her defense what retailer working on commission would not let Oprah into their store. The lady lights her diamond encrusted cigars with burning Strativarious guitar which she lights with a hundred dollar bill.

I love my job. But I get tired looking at July when I'll be gone 15 days and home 2 nights. I need more boxer-briefs to survive this laundromatic-catastrophy.

I'm thinking of writing a childrens book called. "The Mustache Butterfly." With Sequel books, "The Mustache Buttefly Strikes Back" and "The Return of the Mustache Butterfly."

Ps: Yes I know, there are only 13 chevrons on that line. Deal with it. And what kind of loser counts them anyway?