Joey goes to India
My friend Joey left today for 2 weeks to do missionary efforts in India.
This idea has tickled me from the start and when I say, "Joey goes to India" I am reminded of famous movies like "Ernest goes to Camp."
If he follows in the footsteps of Ernest here's what will transpire in India.
Day 1: Arrive Jet lagged and confused about what day it is.
Day 2: Ask about where the real food it.
Day 3: Have his wallet stolen by street children.
Day 4: Blow off work to watch Indian "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!" on TV.
Day 5: Secretly eats beef jerky in his room.
Day 6: Tries to shake Shiva's hand.
Day 7: Offends a cow.
Day 8: Gets lost.
Day 9: Still lost.
Day 10: Joey recovered by team in a complicated underground gambling ring. Joey say, "I thought it was dominoes"
Day 11: Joey sleeps.
Day 12: Joey find out that Muslims and Hindu's aren't "6 of one, half a dozen of the other."
Day 13: Joey steals a passport to get home.
Day 14: Joey boards wrong plane to Afghanistan to film the sequel, "Joey's Journey 2: Afghans aren't just blankets anymore."
posted by Trey Laminack @ 1:35 PM
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3 Comments:
"That's what I'm talking about!"
Joey responds when asked....well when asked just about anything.
It is so hard to come up with a comment on this, because it doesn't really read like fiction to me. I can't imagine Joey WON'T be doing all of that.
Too funny man! And you thought they didn't have technology over here. This is where your call center is dude! By the way I was eating beef jerky in my room when I read this and had to laugh. I didn't know you cared.
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