Monopoly: Saturn Road Edition

Monopoly keeps making variant editions of Monopoly including Simpson's, Elvis, Disney and Dallasopoly... you name it they'll add 'opoly' to the end of it.

So I figured why not make a Saturn Road Edition! Monopoly provides a nice dispersion from least to most valuable properties. (If you are easily offended by the truth read no further.)

Properties:

Mediterranean (60) - Trey/Cecelia's Shared Office
Baltic (60) - Workroom/Jaton's Office

Oriental (100) - Cradle Roll Classrooms
Vermont (100) - Preschool Classrooms
Connecticut (120) - Elementary Classrooms

St. Charles (140) - Youth Ministry Offices
States (140) - Adult Ministry Offices
Virginia (160) - Preacher's Office
(Yes, there are minister offices bigger than classrooms.)

St. James (180) - Teen Pews in Auditorium (Where no pens can be found.)
Tennessee (180) - Teen Kitchen
New York (200) - Teen Area

Kentucky (220) - Chapel
Indiana (220) - Library
Illinois (240) - Baptistery

Atlantic (260) - Center Middle Pews "Old Marrieds."
Ventnor (260) - Far right wedge of Pews "Young Marrieds"
Marvin Gardens (280) - Back 5 Rows of Pews "Old People"
(These three should actually be yellow but you can't read it.)

Pacific (300) - Room 141/142 "Gary's Old Classroom"
North Carolina (300) - Family Center Kitchen
Pennsylvania (320) - Family Center

Park Place (350) - The Coffee Maker
Boardwalk (400) - The Pulpit

Railroads: (Parking)
Reading - South Parking Lot
Pennsylvania - North Parking Lot
B&O - Distant North Parking Lot
Short Line - Park across the street near the taqueria.

Other Squares:
Go! (Collect $200) - Benevolence
Community Chest - Elders Conference Room (They decide who wins the beauty contest and who gets the $10 for coming in 2nd.)
Chance - Secretary Pool (Who did you think really makes the decisions around here?)
Income Tax (%10) - Tithe
Luxury Tax ($100) - Special Collection
Jail/Just Visiting - Singles Class/Teaching the Singles Class
Go to Jail - Graduate from High School or Divorce
Electric Company (150) - Mechanical Closet
Water Works (150) - Bathroom
Free Parking - That couch in the family center where you can sit if you aren't interested in actually going to class during class time.

There, now we just need to doctor a board and play!