Turkey Day
The turkey you imagine you will eat...
...the grotesque white farm raised bird you will actually eat.
Labels: holidays, Thanksgiving
I work as Associate Children's Ministry @ Saturn Road Church of Christ, but I prefer the titles 'Secretary of Keeping it Real' and 'Medium Range Ballistic Missionary.' I try to mix up the posts so some are for adults and some for kids. Hopefully there is a kid inside all of us. Although I do not have a kid inside me, I swallowed a knife and the kid cut his way out and escaped.
Labels: holidays, Thanksgiving
4 Comments:
Is this a deliberate attempt to save the lives of countless turkeys? Or is this just your usual sense of the bizarre/silly? (Don't answer that .... I know you don't care how many turkeys die, as long as one of them is on the table you are sitting at on Thanksgiving day!)
I picture the white turkey by default. Not the black one.
-Suzie
Have you seen the wings on those babies? Get BWW on the line, what a special treat a dozen of those would be!
hmmm. can't detour me, no matter how hard you try.
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