New Year, Same Trey
New Years Eve I made a big long list of all the trash that went wrong in 07.
Then I made a big list on the back side of all the stuff I was going to change in 08.
I looked at it. Read over it. Made sure I had made no mistakes or omitted something.
Then I laughed at it for a good 2 or 3 minutes.
I set it down and walked away.
But every now and then it caught the corner of my eye and I had to laugh again.
I burned it.
Forget that. No resolutions, no regrets. It just isn't me.
I'm awesome just the way I am.
Bring on 2008!
Labels: holidays
posted by Trey Laminack @ 10:04 AM
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9 Comments:
Did you really burn it?
Happy New Year.
I said I did and I did.
My resolutions are to gain 20 pounds and start smoking.
I'm with Weezie. And read less and drink more too...
I'm laughing out loud at the post and all of the comments....well except Jen's. Yours is too normal. :)
So sorry you have such a poor self image.
So sorry I wimped out on my resolution reply. I just felt like my New Year's Resoultions would make you guys feel like yours paled in comparison.
Here are mine...
1. Set fire to the tract rack in a true blaze of glory.
2. Gain 20 pounds, then lose 20 pouns, then gain 20 pounds, then lose 20 pounds so that I can tell everyone I lost 40 pounds.
3. Finally get Stacey and Clinton to choose me for "What Not To Wear."
You've just earned a spot in my laugh out loud list.
i'm all about the gain weight thing, too.
i'm also planning on sagging and rippling more, growing thick gray hairs on my chin and scalp and haletosis, just like my dear old grammy used to have :0)
say it with me, y'all!
let's gain some weight in 2008!
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