Twelve Humbugs of Christmas: Parts 11 & 12 (Quickly)

Humbug 11: Comercialism. Nuff Said.

Humbug 12: No delivery on X-Mas.

I'm not talking about packages. First, that is commercialism which falls under #11. And 2nd, because it just shows you procrastinated.

No I'm talking about food. There I sat. Hungry. And no Pizza Place would pick up the phone. Then I remembered the Christmas Story "Fa Ra Ra" scene so I called for Chinese food. Guess what? It looks like they found Jesus because they weren't open.

Well there you have them. My 12 Humbugs of X-Mas. I think they actually helped me have a better Christmas. I got out all my vitriol online and IRL I was pretty cheery.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!