Monday, September 10, 2007

Trey Solves the World's Problems: Illegal Immigration

Today on "Trey Solves the Worlds Problems" Trey solves the problem of Illegal Immigration.

I suggest we build the TransAmerican Pedestrian Walkway. Its a giant footbridge that starts in Mexico, spans the entire United States then comes down in Canadia! See the genius of it? Then immigrants may skip over our country and become "undocumented workers" in Canadia!

There could be a big sign on the Mexico side that reads, "Looking for a better life, aye?"

Now everybody is happy. Everybody. Every-body. Which bodies are happy now? All of them!

Wait, come to think of it, this does not solves the world's problem with immigration it just solves America's problem. Oh well, take that CANADIA!

If Canadians in Canadia have a problem with it, let them build their own walkway to Iceland!

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8 Comments:

At 4:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Canadia? Is that close to Canada? =)

 
At 10:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great idea, I think you're on to something!

 
At 3:23 PM, Blogger Jenn said...

canadia? ROFL!

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger Trey Laminack said...

Oh Canadia! Our Home and Native Land!

 
At 9:31 PM, Blogger Rebecca said...

You stole that idea from the latest episode of Frisky Dingo. You can't fool me!! First Xander Crews steals the idea from The Carter Hawkins Show and now Trey Laminack borrows from show Frisky Dingo. Isn't Baby Lamont just the cutest little thing? I got you again!! (insert evil laugh here)

 
At 11:36 PM, Blogger Wezie said...

Due to some civil engineering mistake it would end up on that little piece of Minnesota that extends up into Canada!

 
At 9:34 AM, Blogger Trey Laminack said...

There is no such thing as stealing ideas. Ecclesiastes says, "There's nothing new under the sun." Therefore the TV show stole it from somebody else.

Anyone who accuses me of stealing ideas obviously doesn't believe in the Bible. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you.

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger Trey Laminack said...

Clarification:

My previous comment was a joke. I got caught with my hand in the cookie jar.

I don't literally believe that the Bible makes plagarism ok.

Well, maybe I do belive that. But if you don't believe that it doesn't mean you don't believe in the Bible. There can be 2 seperate ways to see things.

You can see them My Way or you can see them the Wrong Way.

(This is also a joke.)

 

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