New Words
I've just invented some new words! Here they are:
Snarp - To snarl while eating or slurping (Done by animals and my extended family to protect their food during Thanksgiving.)
Beardables - Piece of food found in a beard that are deemed still edible, subjective.
Transpomosition - Trying to make something apear "PoMo" (postmodern)
Cranziety - Fear of cranberry sauce that is not from a can.
Xizing - The seperation of Church and the Holidays. (As in X-Mas and the overly PC "Seasons Greetings." Isn't Seasons Greetings applicable in the other 3 seasons as well. What about deer season? )
Imagininjation - Daydreaming about a ninja attack to keep yourself sane during an other wise boring streetch of time.
NarcoHyperChronolism - The thought that sleeping a lot will make the next day appear faster. (applied by many children on Christmas Eve.)
You try making up your own words. Holiday words get two points.
posted by Trey Laminack @ 2:17 PM
8 comments
8 Comments:
snarp sounds to much like snarf, a popular phrase by the loveable Snarf from the Thunder Cats.
while your new words are rather "interesting", i would urge you to contact webster as quickly as possible to have them placed into the dictionary. that way, one can earn extra points when their opponent "word challenges" them on any of your words in a game of scrabble.
I LOVE the imagininjation (ummm I think that's what it was called). When I'm extremely bored I imagine things. My most popular day dream is the drummer in a band dream. So yesterday I had to watch an hour long video about counseling parents about their children who stutter, it wasn't fun, so I decided to daydream instead. My daydream was SO fun. I started getting really into it, that I realized I was doing a popping shoulder movement and bopping my head to my imaginary drum beat. I looked dumb sitting on the front row of the classroom, but man was I cool in my daydream. One day it will be reality. I think about it every day of my life.
(I won't take credit for this, because someone sent it to me.)
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Dejumall - the strange sensation that you have been shopping at this mall before.
I "borrowed" this from another site; thought you might like some of these:
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu, the same mustard as before.
Shotgun wedding. A case of wife or death.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
:Local Area Network in Australia; the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
BUTWINK- butt arobics for the eldery
WHAT IS A LAMINACK
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