The Best
Ok, sometimes I post opinions and sometimes I post outright fiction but not today. Today I am posting nonfiction, just the facts ma'am.
The Best:
The Best Delivery Pizza: Papa John's Ham and Pinapple, Dunken in that Papa John's Garlic "Goo"
The Best Outfit: Gray Polo Shirt, Khaki Pants, New Balance Shoes (Good for all occasions: movies, church, basketball, wedddings, funerals, mitzfahs (both bar
and bat).)
The Best Scienetist: Einstein
The Best War: WWII (We knew who the bad guys were and knew where to aim and shoot. Also the source of the best war movies and videogames.)
The Best Candy: Mini Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (These are the smaller little roundish ones not the flat wheel-like ones.)
The Best Book about amorous emotions and infections of the intestinal tract: Love in the time of Cholera
The Best Personal Savior: Jesus
The Best Movie Adaptation of a Comic Book: Batman Begins (Close
runners up X-Men/Spiderman)
The Best Job in the World: First Lord of the USA (Husband to the first female president. Nothing to do but gold, also very easy to get reservations
anywhere.)
The Best Circus Act: Trapeze
The Best Church Argument: "A coffee pot... in a church, brother?"
The Best Number: Phi (U used to say Pi but Phi is so much more
beautiful.)
The Best Facial Hair: Tom Seleck's Mustache
The Best Bad Hair: Trump (I know it's cliche to make fun of his hair but it really really bad.)
The Best Best: The Best Last Line in a Movie
The Best Last Line in a Movie: Some Like it Hot "Nobody's perfect." (This totally beats out Casablanca and Gone with the Wind hands down.)
That's right, these are the best in their respective fields.
posted by Trey Laminack @ 7:50 AM
9 comments
9 Comments:
I'll take you one smaller on the candy and say Reese's Pieces.
I disagree on the hair thing. I think Ted Koppell's is the worst. It looks like a cheap fake-fur bathroom mat that has been washed and is all ratty now.
OK if you want some good ice cream, get Blue Bell's Peanut Butter Cup. It's amazing. We had it last night in Ice Cream Club.
worst hair: my chest (ask mrs hey man if you have to)
best outfit: Marine Corps Dress Blues - oooh rah!
Best War: Revelation
Best Job in the world: Sports Radio talk show host. Spew some venom, call everyone idiots, only take calls from morons, travel to all the important games and get to act important.
Best Candy: Butterfingers
Em - Nope, Mini Cups are the best.
Mrs. Hey Man - Perhaps
Lindsey - I have Blue Bell's Peanut Butter Cup in my freeze right now! It is good. I think I wrote about it on Ash's blog.
hey Man - You're wrong about Butterfingers but...
The Best Motivational Noise: oooh rah!
Best little kid comeback: Am Not!
Best Trey comeback: I choose lose it!
Best Actor comeback: William Shatner...eh, hem...DENNY CRANE!
Best toy comeback: boomerang
Best Dallas comeback: last night
Do you have Starbucks at your church? I'll have a Carmel Macchiato Grande please. That's the best!
War: None
Candy: Heath
(On the 'Some Like It Hot" low blow I just got to say that I LOVE that movie.)
Best Ervin: Trey
"Some Like it Hot" was on TV last weekend...What A GREAT movie...But they really did look like dudes with make-up on...I guess it wasn't as noticeable since they were in black & white...
Good stuff, Ryan.
The rest of you seem to think that catagories I've decreed are up for debate. They are not. This should come as a comfort to you in an uncertain word, these things are known to be true.
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