Darth Broooks
My Halloween costume:
Western Wear (boots, tiny hat, jeans, pearl snap shirt)
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Darth Vadar Mask
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Darth Brooks
I work as Associate Children's Ministry @ Saturn Road Church of Christ, but I prefer the titles 'Secretary of Keeping it Real' and 'Medium Range Ballistic Missionary.' I try to mix up the posts so some are for adults and some for kids. Hopefully there is a kid inside all of us. Although I do not have a kid inside me, I swallowed a knife and the kid cut his way out and escaped.
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Brilliant.
Let's make it a theme:
Shave my head, become a vegan, sing moody songs
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Wear a long brown robe and carry a lightsaber
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Moby-Wan Kenobi.
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I want to play!:
Put my hair in cinnamon-roll buns on the sides of my head
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Get decked out in my ghetto bling
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Princess Dre'-a
I'm down.
Cowboy Hat
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Long Brown Robe
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Goatee
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Light Sabre
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Say I went Skydiving and Rocky Mountain Climbing
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Qui-Gon Tim (McGraw)
Ha! Good stuff here people! Really funny.
I'll try another:
Glue hair all over half of your body
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Shave the other half and paint it blue (Mestique style)
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Chew-becca Romain Stamos
Or...
Paint face red and black, carry double bladed light saber
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Wear old people work out clothes. (Matching track suit with pants pulled up to nipples.
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Darth Maul-Walker
Or...
New york Yankies Jersey
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Green face paint and big ears
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Yoda Berra
Walk around saying:
"All over again, like deja vu this is."
"What it used to be, the future isn't."
Wear fat suit and bug eyes
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Football uniform
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Jabba the Down...Set...Hutt
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