Vacation Policy

My Vacation Policy is as follows.

 

I'll be turning off my cell phone upon arrival. I might be able to check my email but no promises.

In case of emergency my mother has the hotel phone number, but I may be staying under an assumed name.

 

An emergency is one of the following:

1) Death of someone - Call only if the funeral is scheduled before I return Friday evening.

2) Serious illness - Call only if the funeral is scheduled before I return Friday or if one of my kidneys will save their lives before then.

3) Church emergency - Such as me being promoted to preacher - (Only Saturn Road emergencies please)

 

The following are not emergencies:

1) Death of a pet (no soul)

2) Death of a salesman

3) My apartment burns down (good ridance)

4) Voting for Survivor Pick'em or Fantasy Football

5) War

 

If this post actually posts then it means I've learned to post my blog via email and might post an update.

 

XOXO,

Trey