Call me the Green Arrow, wait no! Hawkeye!
If you don't know those two super heroes they are both mostly normal people with extreme skill in one area: archery. They are kind of like Batman, but without a cave and an attitude problem. In fact, Hawkeye is a notorious joker, but it doesn't really matter he was recently killed by the Scarlet Witch.
Ok the point of that comic book ramble is to say, I bought a bow and arrow. Technically I bought a bow, six arrows, a foam target, an arm guard, a drawing glove and a stinger. I'm pretty good from about 15 feet right now, but the man at the store says my bow could be used on a deer 25 or 30 yards away, when I've sighted it in. I don't think I'll be doing any deer hunting soon, but its good to know I could.
Ryan wrote about gun safety, but it would take a goliath to sting my bow. Even when strung most children couldn't draw it. It has a 50# pull, and takes about 70# to string it. I've shot my father's compound bow from time to time, but this seems more natural and more fun. Mine is a recurve bow, meaning it doesn't have any of those cams or gears, just one strung, one piece of wood, a boy and the call of nature.
Burglars beware: If you break in, and wait 5 minutes for me to get my gear on, and a few more to string the bow, then hold still while I draw and aim, then don't laugh when my first two miss you, then move a little closer, then you better watch out.
6 Comments:
You were dangerous enough with your rapier-sharp wit; now we will be trembling at your weapons skills also. You are becoming truly a fearful creature!!
I prefer Chingachgook. No superhero costume, but it eliminates that whole getting dressed in the middle of the night scenario.
A suggestion if I may: because of the litigious society we live in, it may be prudent to post the last paragraph of this post somewhere visible to would-be robbers. On the front door or any exposed windows. Just a thought.
hilarious
which way to Sherwood Forest?
The recurve is the way to go, man. Never been a fan of guns, personally. I even threw out the ones that came with my G.I.Joes. But bows I can get behind. I haven't shot mine in years and probably won't get to in Vegas, but it's one of those hobbies that I miss desperately.
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