It's bad to be a boyscout in July
Last month was a very bad month for the boyscouts!
All these events happen in July:
One troop got attacked by a bear!
Four scout leaders die when their tent pole hit a power line!
A bunch of them got heat exhaustion!
Can you believe that! I mean has there ever been a clear sign that this is not a rough and tumble bunch of tough wilderness guides?
I can forgive the bear attack, I mean you should know better than attract a bear to your camp but hey, bygones.
But the four adult scout leaders who died is just kind of sad, these were the people teach the kids?
And then hundreds of dehydrated scouts waiting to hear... none other than ole W. Bush. If that doesn't add insult to injury then what does? I love the man but he is not on the centuries great oratories. Sometime you can see him sounding things our in his head.
In conclusion, loose the scouts, keep Bush.
posted by Trey Laminack @ 2:03 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
I was never in the scouts. But their museum is in my old hometown in Kentucky. Go figure.
did they at least earn a merit badge for surviving a bear attack?
they only get the badge if they kill it and use every part of it... wait that's the Indian Guides.
we did that in Blue Birds. I still have a bonnet made from a raccoon.
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