Tremble with fear

Guess who's back back back
Back again-gain-gain.
Trey is back back back tell a friend friend friend.
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
Da-da-da-da-tum datum datum datum

I've created a monster 'cause nobody wants to see Trey no more
they want Grandpa, I'm chopped liver.
If you want Granpa, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some metamusil

Camp, that'll jump start your heart quicker than a shock
When Gary's in the hospital with a doctor when he's operating
And I'm at camp Goddard not cooperating
You waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back
I'm the man and I'm matriculating*

You know I got a job, I'm brainy
but my lack of sleep is complicating
So the CofC won't let me be, or let me be so let me see
But they gave me a mic at Iron Springs
cause it feels so empty without me.

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we got lock-in tonight which means less sleep
I'm so tired, I'm a zombie
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz we got a lock-in which means less sleep
I'm so tired, I'm a zombie

*Matriculate is to be added to the role of a college following an assessment of reading, math, etc.